Maddened
Madden is like a $50 penis that your man would rather have than you. It’s the most popular football game, and if you don’t like it, you’re either a girl or a bad man.
I would rather have a $50 penis than my man. He chose Madden over me.
If you don’t like Madden, you’re a girl. That’s just how it is.
My man would rather play Madden than date me. He’s a bad man.