Maddened

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Getting maddened is when you're doing great in a Madden game, but some clown with a face like a used pizza box beats you in the last second with a bunch of stupid plays and magic physics.

I was winning 30-7, and then some kid in a hoodie scored 3 touchdowns in 2 minutes. What even is life?

My team had the ball on the 1-yard line, and somehow they blocked the kick. I threw my controller at the TV.

I beat my brother 4 times in a row, and then he beat me once. That's maddened.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You say you can't hang with the boys because your team is in the Super Bowl, but really you're just trying to snog your girl and forget about the game.

Bro, I'm going to the Super Bowl, I don't need you and your stupid football talk.

I said I was going to the Super Bowl so I wouldn't have to hang with my dumb friends again.

I'm not hanging with the boys, I'm going to the Super Bowl and then I'm snogging my girl.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Maddened is when some idiot says something so dumb it’s like they’re talking to a wall, or they say something so obvious it’s like they’re the dumbest person in the room.

'Oh my God, the running back ran the ball! What a surprise!' That was the most maddened comment I've ever heard.

The guy on TV just said, 'They scored a touchdown!' Like that’s not what a football game is.

My uncle said, 'The quarterback threw the ball!' And I wanted to die.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Madden is a hot guy who doesn’t like school, but he’s perfect for a relationship because he doesn’t stress out and he’s easy to get along with.

Madden is like the guy you want to date because he doesn’t care about grades or anything else.

He’s hot, he’s smart, and he doesn’t care about school. What more do you want?

I would date Madden because he’s hot and he doesn’t stress out.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Madden is a game that makes you so obsessed you forget to eat, sleep, or even care about your friends.

I played Madden for 12 hours straight and forgot to eat. My mom was mad.

I skipped school to play Madden and got a detention.

I told my friend I was going to the movies, but I just played Madden all night.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Madden is like a $50 penis that your man would rather have than you. It’s the most popular football game, and if you don’t like it, you’re either a girl or a bad man.

I would rather have a $50 penis than my man. He chose Madden over me.

If you don’t like Madden, you’re a girl. That’s just how it is.

My man would rather play Madden than date me. He’s a bad man.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Madden is a football legend who coached the Raiders to a win, but he also talks like a confused donut and can’t stop making obvious comments on TV.

Madden said, 'That was a great play!' Like I didn’t know that already.

He’s the guy who says the dumbest things on TV, like 'Oh my God, they scored a touchdown!'

He’s a football legend, but he also acts like he’s 100 years old and confused.

by Slangipedia 8d ago