Maddenbating
When you choose to sit alone in your room at night, playing Madden like it's a religion. You think your bros are weak, and you're willing to let your face grow a beard just to finish that one play.
I told my bros I was going to bed, but I actually stayed up until 2 a. m. playing Madden.
I skipped my shower because I was too busy trying to get that perfect 99 rating.
I said I was going to church, but I was really just playing Madden with my face in the controller.