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#Madden Obsessed #Virtual Life #Night Owl

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When you're so deep in the Madden games that you forget how to breathe, and your bros are just a distant memory. You'd rather play with a bunch of virtual jocks than actual humans.

Bro: 'C'mon man, let's play.' Me: 'Not now, I'm about to win the Super Bowl.'

I skipped dinner just to play another round of Dynasty Mode.

My mom called, and I said, 'Tell her I'm busy, I'm about to dominate the NFL.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you choose to sit alone in your room at night, playing Madden like it's a religion. You think your bros are weak, and you're willing to let your face grow a beard just to finish that one play.

I told my bros I was going to bed, but I actually stayed up until 2 a. m. playing Madden.

I skipped my shower because I was too busy trying to get that perfect 99 rating.

I said I was going to church, but I was really just playing Madden with my face in the controller.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you're so into collecting coins that you're willing to let your life fall apart just to get that one extra coin. You're like a kid who's obsessed with Pokémon but with a side of profanity.

I walked past my pizza just to collect one more coin.

I said no to my girlfriend to collect more coins.

I stayed up all night just to get 10 more coins.

by Slangipedia 11d ago