Madden Rape
A Madden Rape is when life hits you so hard you might cry. It’s like being stuck in a hot tub with your enemies and your mom made you do 50 push-ups.
My dog ate my homework, my mom yelled at me, and my teacher gave me a pop quiz.
I got stuck in a elevator with my math teacher and a raccoon.
My phone broke, my dog ran away, and I failed my math test.