Madden Rape

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The worst kind of rape ever! Like if you were stuck in a toilet with a bunch of raccoons and your mom yelled at you for failing math. It’s like being tortured by a monster and your phone battery died at the same time.

I got Madden Raped when my teacher made me eat a whole pizza for failing the test.

My dog ran away, got hit by a bus, and then my mom made me clean my room.

I was stuck in a elevator with 10 guys who kept singing show tunes.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A Madden Rape is when life hits you so hard you might cry. It’s like being stuck in a hot tub with your enemies and your mom made you do 50 push-ups.

My dog ate my homework, my mom yelled at me, and my teacher gave me a pop quiz.

I got stuck in a elevator with my math teacher and a raccoon.

My phone broke, my dog ran away, and I failed my math test.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A Madden Rape is when everything goes wrong at once. It’s like your dog ate your homework, your mom screamed, and your teacher gave you a pop quiz while a raccoon danced on your head.

I failed my math test, my dog ran away, and my mom yelled at me for 10 minutes.

My phone died, I got stuck in an elevator, and my teacher screamed at me.

My dog ate my pizza, my mom made me clean my room, and I got a pop quiz.

by Slangipedia 8d ago