Madden Rape
A Madden Rape is when everything goes wrong at once. It’s like your dog ate your homework, your mom screamed, and your teacher gave you a pop quiz while a raccoon danced on your head.
I failed my math test, my dog ran away, and my mom yelled at me for 10 minutes.
My phone died, I got stuck in an elevator, and my teacher screamed at me.
My dog ate my pizza, my mom made me clean my room, and I got a pop quiz.