madden jones
Madden Jones is the guy who can’t see a thing. He thinks he’s got it all figured out but can’t tell when a woman is right in front of him. A total mess, that’s Madden Jones.
He didn’t recognize his crush at the grocery store because he was looking at the cereal.
He said he was going to ask her out, but he asked her dog instead.
He texted his crush and said he was going to meet her, but he showed up at the wrong place.