madden jones

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Madden Jones is a guy who can’t do anything right. He thinks women are hot but can’t see them when they’re right in front of him. Blind and clueless, that’s Madden Jones.
Madden Jones saw the girl at the bar but still spilled his drink.
He asked a woman out and didn’t realize she was his boss.
He said he was going to propose, but he forgot the ring was in his mom’s purse.
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Madden Jones is like a guy who’s got zero skills. He can’t tell a hot girl from a hot dog. He’s the kind of guy who misses the obvious and still thinks he’s smooth.
He walked past his ex’s house five times and still didn’t know she was there.
He said he was going to be a rockstar, but he can’t even play the guitar.
He tried to flirt with a girl and ended up talking to her dog.
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Madden Jones is the guy who can’t see a thing. He thinks he’s got it all figured out but can’t tell when a woman is right in front of him. A total mess, that’s Madden Jones.
He didn’t recognize his crush at the grocery store because he was looking at the cereal.
He said he was going to ask her out, but he asked her dog instead.
He texted his crush and said he was going to meet her, but he showed up at the wrong place.
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