madden jones
Madden Jones is like a guy who’s got zero skills. He can’t tell a hot girl from a hot dog. He’s the kind of guy who misses the obvious and still thinks he’s smooth.
He walked past his ex’s house five times and still didn’t know she was there.
He said he was going to be a rockstar, but he can’t even play the guitar.
He tried to flirt with a girl and ended up talking to her dog.