Madden Fag
A human who would rather die than stop playing Madden. He spends more money on the game than on food, and he brags about it like he’s the king of the universe.
'I spent $60 on this game, and I’m not even done yet.'
'I don’t need friends, I’ve got 200 AI players to talk to.'
'This year’s Madden is so good, it’s basically a religion.'