Madden Fag

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A guy who lives in the Madden world and forgets how to breathe outside of it. He yells about the game like it's a war and claims he's a pro even though he's never played a real person in his life.

'I just beat the AI on triple overtime, and you still don't get it!'

'This game is the best ever, and you’re still stuck on last year’s version.'

'I bought the new Madden before the old one even came out, and I don’t care if it’s broken.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A human who would rather die than stop playing Madden. He spends more money on the game than on food, and he brags about it like he’s the king of the universe.

'I spent $60 on this game, and I’m not even done yet.'

'I don’t need friends, I’ve got 200 AI players to talk to.'

'This year’s Madden is so good, it’s basically a religion.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A guy who’s so stuck on Madden, he can’t even remember his own name. He talks about plays like they’re his life, and he’d rather argue about the game than actually play it with a real person.

'I don’t even know who I am anymore, I just know I beat the AI last night.'

'You think you’re a good player? I’ve got 12 wins in a row on the hardest mode.'

'This game is better than your mom, and I’ve got proof.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago