Madden Envy
Madden envy is when a woman, usually your wife, girlfriend, or mom, hates Madden for no damn reason and acts like it’s a personal attack. She’ll nag you nonstop until you feel like a loser.
'I swear if you don’t stop playing Madden, I’ll leave you for a guy who doesn’t play video games.'
'You play Madden instead of me? I’m gonna die of embarrassment.'
'If you don’t quit Madden, I’ll eat your Xbox.'