Madden Bullshit
Madden Bullshit is when you pick the Cowboys, think you're gonna win, and then the Lions beat you on the last play because you were too nice.
I picked the Cowboys. The Lions came back on a last-second field goal. I'm the worst.
I let my enemy call a timeout. He made a 20-yard TD. I lost because I was a sucker.
I had a 21-point lead. The Lions came back on a last-second Hail Mary. I cried.