Madden Bullshit

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Madden Bullshit is when the game tries to trick you with fake plays that make you feel stupid. It’s like the game is laughing at you.

My RB got 1 yard on 3rd and goal. I threw a pick 6. My QB is trash.

My team was up 21-0. Then the CPU made a 70-yard TD on the last play. I want to die.

I called a timeout for my enemy. He caught a 50-yard bomb. I’m a goddamn idiot.

Madden Bullshit is when you pick the Cowboys, think you're gonna win, and then the Lions beat you on the last play because you were too nice.

I picked the Cowboys. The Lions came back on a last-second field goal. I'm the worst.

I let my enemy call a timeout. He made a 20-yard TD. I lost because I was a sucker.

I had a 21-point lead. The Lions came back on a last-second Hail Mary. I cried.

Madden Bullshit is when the CPU is on fire and your team is getting destroyed by a team that should be trash.

CPU RB gets 10 yards every play. My RB gets 2 yards. I'm screaming at my phone.

CPU QB throws 4 TDs. My QB throws 3 INTs. I'm gonna throw my controller.

CPU WR catches every pass. My WR drops every pass. I'm a total failure.

Madden Bullshit is when you’re trying your hardest and the game is actively trying to make you lose.

I had a perfect game plan. CPU destroyed me. I'm a total idiot.

I threw 5 INTs. CPU QB completed 10 passes. I'm the worst.

My defense let in 300 yards. CPU defense stopped my RB cold. I'm the worst player ever.