Maddeighy
The human version of a puppy. She’s adorable, but she also has the attention span of a goldfish that got hit by a truck.
She asked me five questions in two minutes. I gave her a time-out and a slap.
She ran into the street chasing a squirrel. I had to chase her and the squirrel both.
She tried to give me a hug. I told her I was busy and walked away like she was a ghost.