Maddeighy
A human glitter bomb. She’s sweet, but she also has the emotional intelligence of a goldfish that got hit by a truck.
She cried because I ate her snack. I cried because I had to listen to her whine for ten minutes.
She tried to explain why the sky is blue. I left before she finished her second sentence.
She asked me why I was mad. I told her to shut up and took a bite of her face.