Maddasin - A maddasin is the best girl ever. You’ll thank her when you’

A maddasin is the best girl ever. You’ll thank her when you’re old and grumpy. She’s that good.

My grandma got a maddasin and now she’s young again. She’s 80 and still texts me.

I got a maddasin and now I don’t need a girlfriend. She’s my everything.

My brother got one and now he’s rich, famous, and smells like money.