Maddasin

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The most amazing girl in the whole world. She’s so good, she makes your brain explode. You’ll die happy if you get one.
I saw her in the cafeteria and my heart exploded. Literally.
My cousin got a maddasin and now he’s rich, happy, and smells like perfume.
She texted me and I cried. Not because I was sad. Because I was happy.
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A maddasin is like a superhero girl. She’s got looks, personality, and a vibe so strong it could knock out a bull.
My crush is a maddasin. I got knocked out by her vibe. And I didn’t even fight back.
She walked in and the whole class shut up. That’s how powerful she is.
My friend got a maddasin and now he’s the cool kid. I’m just the weird one.
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A maddasin is the best girl ever. You’ll thank her when you’re old and grumpy. She’s that good.
My grandma got a maddasin and now she’s young again. She’s 80 and still texts me.
I got a maddasin and now I don’t need a girlfriend. She’s my everything.
My brother got one and now he’s rich, famous, and smells like money.
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A maddasin is a girl so amazing, she turns boys into mush. You’ll be thankful if you get one.
My friend got a maddasin and now he’s a mushy boy. He cries when he eats.
I saw a maddasin and I turned into a mushy boy. My mom thinks I’m sick.
My brother got one and now he’s a mushy boy who wears glitter. Don’t ask.
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A maddasin is the best girl in the world. She’s got everything. And you’ll be lucky if you get one.
I got a maddasin and now I’m rich, famous, and I live in a palace.
My friend got one and now he’s rich, famous, and his dog got a maddasin too.
My cousin got a maddasin and now he’s rich, famous, and smells like money. Again.
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