maddan
A name so weird it makes your brain hurt. Also a misspelled version of Madden, like that guy Joe Madden or that fake NFL game.
Maddan is the worst name I've ever heard. It sounds like someone sneezed into a spelling test.
My friend's kid is named Maddan. I swear it was a punishment.
I asked my mom why I was named Maddan. She said, 'Because you were born on a Tuesday.'