maddan

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A girl's name that sounds like it was written by a drunk kid who couldn't spell. Also a messed-up version of Madden, like Joe Madden or that stupid Madden NFL.
My cousin is named Maddan. She looks like she was named by a squirrel.
I thought Maddan was a new type of pizza. Turns out it's a person.
My teacher said Maddan was a typo. I said it was a cry for help.
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A name so weird it makes your brain hurt. Also a misspelled version of Madden, like that guy Joe Madden or that fake NFL game.
Maddan is the worst name I've ever heard. It sounds like someone sneezed into a spelling test.
My friend's kid is named Maddan. I swear it was a punishment.
I asked my mom why I was named Maddan. She said, 'Because you were born on a Tuesday.'
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A name that makes you question your life choices. Also a typo for Madden, like that Joe Madden or that fake Madden NFL.
I’m named Maddan. My dog is named Max. My life is a mess.
Maddan is the name of my sister. It’s like she was named by a f***ed-up keyboard.
My teacher yelled at me for writing Maddan instead of Madden. I told her I was trying to be creative.
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