Maddach
A walking miracle of cuteness and humor. She’s Maddie, and she’s the kind of person who can make a grown man cry over a spilled soda. She’s like a party in a dress and will never let you leave a conversation alone.
You’re the reason my lunch break is now a full-blown drama series.
If you don’t laugh at my jokes, I’ll take your shoes and throw them into the ocean.
You’re the best thing since sliced bread and glitter.