Maddach

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The most stunning, sugar-coated, laugh-out-loud girl you’ll ever see. She goes by Maddie and is so pretty you might cry. She loves people more than pizza and will follow you to the ends of the Earth if you buy her a soda.
You look like a sad clown. Fix your face or I’ll throw you out the window.
I’ll be your best friend forever if you let me borrow your phone.
You’re the reason I skipped math class today.
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A walking miracle of cuteness and humor. She’s Maddie, and she’s the kind of person who can make a grown man cry over a spilled soda. She’s like a party in a dress and will never let you leave a conversation alone.
You’re the reason my lunch break is now a full-blown drama series.
If you don’t laugh at my jokes, I’ll take your shoes and throw them into the ocean.
You’re the best thing since sliced bread and glitter.
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The most amazing human being on Earth. She’s Maddie, and she’s so pretty you might want to rip your own face off. She’s got a laugh that could knock out a bull and will never let you live down your worst moments.
I’m going to haunt you until you apologize for that joke.
You’re like a unicorn in a world of donkeys.
If you don’t smile right now, I’ll set your hair on fire.
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