Madcuntness
The best thing you can be called by a group of lunatics in Berwick, who think they’re the most famous people in the world.
'You’re the madcuntness!' yelled my friend after I wore a hat made of socks to the grocery store.
My teacher said I was the madcuntness because I drew on the walls with chocolate sauce.
My mom called me the madcuntness after I ate all the cake and then tried to become a wizard.