Madcuntness

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A wild, crazy, rule-breaking lunatic who loves having fun and doesn’t care if they get kicked out of a bar for shouting at a pigeon.

'You’re the madcuntness of the week!' said the barman after I threw a drink at him.

'That’s the madcuntness I needed today,' said my dad after I set his TV on fire.

My dog called me the madcuntness after I ate his dinner and then danced on his bed.

The best thing you can be called by a group of lunatics in Berwick, who think they’re the most famous people in the world.

'You’re the madcuntness!' yelled my friend after I wore a hat made of socks to the grocery store.

My teacher said I was the madcuntness because I drew on the walls with chocolate sauce.

My mom called me the madcuntness after I ate all the cake and then tried to become a wizard.

A phrase mad cunts use to say thank you, because they’re too wild and lazy to say anything else.

'Madcuntness!' said my brother after I kicked the door off its hinges for him.

'Madcuntness!' said my friend after I told her a joke that was so bad it hurt.

My neighbor said 'madcuntness!' after I painted his car pink and wrote 'I love tacos' on it.