Madcap Lass
A woman who’s got more nuts than a squirrel’s stash. She does stupid stuff just because she can, and she doesn’t care who sees it.
She tried to ride a skateboard down a hill. It ended with her in a bush and a very confused skateboard.
She texted her mom in all caps at 2 a. m. Just because.
She started a fight with a vending machine. It was unfair.