Madcap Lass

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A woman who acts like she's been dipped in crazy and shaken well. She’s all over the place, making messes and laughing at people’s confusion.
She ran out of the house in her pajamas to chase a duck. No questions asked.
She bet her lunch money on a game of rock paper scissors. And won.
She tried to teach the dog calculus. It now stares at her like she’s a monster.
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A girl who's like a firecracker in a sock drawer. She explodes with energy and leaves a trail of chaos behind her.
She tried to start a band with her cat. It was called ‘Meow and the Mysterious Melody.’
She decided to eat the entire pizza in one bite. And it didn’t end well.
She convinced her brother to dye his hair neon green for a week.
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A woman who’s got more nuts than a squirrel’s stash. She does stupid stuff just because she can, and she doesn’t care who sees it.
She tried to ride a skateboard down a hill. It ended with her in a bush and a very confused skateboard.
She texted her mom in all caps at 2 a. m. Just because.
She started a fight with a vending machine. It was unfair.
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