Madbury
A town so small it's like a fart in a room full of people. It has a school, a library, and a soccer field, but no one uses them. It's like a ghost town with a tiny brain.
"Madbury has everything but people. I went there and the only thing that moved was my shadow."
"They built a school in Madbury, but only three kids showed up. The teacher had to cancel class because there was no one to teach."
"I went to the soccer field in Madbury. There was no game. Just a squirrel eating a sandwich."