Madbury

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A tiny town in New Hampshire that has a school, a baseball field, a soccer field, and a library, but it's so empty you could kick a donkey and it would bounce back.
"Madbury has a library, but it's so quiet you can hear a fart in the back."
"The school in Madbury has like five kids. They all play baseball and soccer, but no one knows how to spell 'soccer.'"
"I went to Madbury and the only person there was my uncle. He was eating a sandwich and said, 'This place is dead.'"
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The smallest town in New Hampshire that has way too many buildings for how few people live there. It's like a fancy hotel with no guests.
"Madbury has a library, a school, and a soccer field. I went there and the only person there was my dog."
"They have a baseball field in Madbury, but no one plays. The grass is so tall it's like a jungle."
"I tried to go to the library in Madbury. The door was open, but no one was there. Not even a ghost."
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A town so small it's like a fart in a room full of people. It has a school, a library, and a soccer field, but no one uses them. It's like a ghost town with a tiny brain.
"Madbury has everything but people. I went there and the only thing that moved was my shadow."
"They built a school in Madbury, but only three kids showed up. The teacher had to cancel class because there was no one to teach."
"I went to the soccer field in Madbury. There was no game. Just a squirrel eating a sandwich."
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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