Madaya - A hot woman with a body that could make a statue blush. She'

A hot woman with a body that could make a statue blush. She's got a laugh that could light up a room and a mouth that could talk dirt out of a dog.

'Madaya walks in and the whole bar forgets how to breathe.'

'She told my boss to shut up and he did it.'

'I asked her for a date and she asked me if I had a brain.'