Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hot woman with a body that could make a statue blush. She's got a laugh that could light up a room and a mouth that could talk dirt out of a dog.

'Madaya walks in and the whole bar forgets how to breathe.'

'She told my boss to shut up and he did it.'

'I asked her for a date and she asked me if I had a brain.'

2

A tall, flaming hot hooker who drinks like a fish out of water and can’t take the sun. One look at her and you’re already halfway to a breakdown.

'She drank three shots and still looked like she just walked out of a magazine.'

'She screamed at the sun and it went behind a cloud.'

'She told me I was ugly and I believed her.'

3

She’s so gay she’s got a nose ring and a side hustle sucking balls. But she’s still the sexiest thing to ever walk on two legs.

'She told me she would kiss me if I gave her a sandwich.'

'She said Dominic was her favorite and I asked why.'

'She tried to get me to join her and I ran away.'

4

She’s so sexy I want to be the skin between her toes. Every time I see her, she gets sexier and I get more confused.

'She walked by and I forgot how to breathe.'

'She winked at me and I got a headache.'

'She smiled and I dropped my sandwich.'

5

She’s the sexiest. That’s not a guess. That’s a fact. And I’m not even the one who said it.

'She walked in and everyone else turned into ghosts.'

'She said I was average and I cried.'

'She looked at me and I got a second chance at life.'

6

She’s the hottest, the most beautiful, and the one who could make a statue blush. She’s so sexy, it’s not even fair.

'She came in and the whole room turned into a fan club.'

'She told me I was ugly and I believed her.'

'She smiled and I forgot how to talk.'