madaven
a cool dude who cracks jokes so hard he makes your face hurt. He’s always there when you need him and never lets you down. He’s nice and would rather get beat up than say a bad word.
He told a joke so funny I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
He showed up at my birthday party even though he was stuck in traffic for two hours.
He got in a fight with a guy who called him a loser just because he didn’t know how to tie his shoes.