madaven

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#laugh-til-you-cry#hero-in-the-making#joke-machine

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a cool dude who cracks jokes so hard he makes your face hurt. He’s always there when you need him and never lets you down. He’s nice and would rather get beat up than say a bad word.
He told a joke so funny I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
He showed up at my birthday party even though he was stuck in traffic for two hours.
He got in a fight with a guy who called him a loser just because he didn’t know how to tie his shoes.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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the guy who’s so cool he could be your dad’s best friend. He’s always there for you and never lets you feel sad. He’s got a heart of gold and would never cuss you out even if you made him throw up.
He stayed up all night to help me with my homework even though he had a big test the next day.
He cried when I failed my math test and gave me a hug that lasted five minutes.
He gave me a $20 bill just because he felt like it and I didn’t ask for anything.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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a total legend who’s always making you laugh until you’re out of breath. He’s there when you need him most and would rather get kicked in the nuts than be mean to you.
He made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair and broke my leg.
He showed up at the hospital to visit me after I got in a fight with my brother.
He told a joke so good the nurse started laughing and forgot about my IV.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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