Madav - Madav is the god of Maduism, and he’s so useless that even h

Madav is the god of Maduism, and he’s so useless that even his followers don’t believe in him most of the time.

I told my friend I was going to convert to Maduism, and he said, 'Why? You already believe in nothing.'

My sister’s religion is Maduism because she doesn’t want to think about anything else.

My neighbor prayed to Madav for help and got nothing but silence.