Madav

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Madav is a god so lazy he only exists in one religion called Maduism. That religion is for people too dumb to believe in more than one god.

My teacher said I was so dumb I could be the first person in Maduism.

I asked my mom why we pray to Madav and she said, 'Because he’s too lazy to answer you.'

My cousin joined Maduism because he didn’t want to learn about other gods.

Madav is the only god in Maduism. He’s so bad at being a god he doesn’t even bother to show up most of the time.

My dad said Madav was the reason he failed math last year.

My friend’s dog is the only one who’s ever seen Madav, and he ran away screaming.

My teacher said Maduism is just a lie made up by people too tired to do anything else.

Madav is the god of Maduism, and he’s so useless that even his followers don’t believe in him most of the time.

I told my friend I was going to convert to Maduism, and he said, 'Why? You already believe in nothing.'

My sister’s religion is Maduism because she doesn’t want to think about anything else.

My neighbor prayed to Madav for help and got nothing but silence.