Madasun
Madasun is a dog-obsessed nightmare who only dates boys named Ranger and thinks she's the queen of the universe.
Madasun: 'I'm the queen. Ranger is my royal dog. You're just a peasant.'
Madasun: 'If Ranger doesn't text me, I'll die. Probably in math class.'
Madasun: 'I don't need a boy. I have Ranger. And he's way better than you.'