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Madasun is a dog-crazy lunatic who only dates boys named Ranger and talks to her dog like it's the president.
Madasun: 'Ranger, I need your advice. Should I marry him or eat him?'
Madasun: 'Ranger is my only true love. The others are just snacks.'
Madasun: 'If Ranger doesn't pick me up, I'm gonna fail my math test.'