Madasun
Madasun is a dog-lover who dates boys named Ranger and believes the world revolves around her and her dog.
Madasun: 'The sun doesn't rise unless Ranger wags his tail.'
Madasun: 'I don't need a boy. Ranger is my boyfriend. He's way hotter than you.'
Madasun: 'If Ranger doesn't like me, I'm gonna fail my life.'