Madamel
A Madamel is a real man who stays sober while his friends are throwing up. He’s six foot four and people think he’s a lady. He’s nice, but he also doesn’t sleep like a normal person and eats like he’s being paid by the bite.
He didn’t even flinch when my cousin tried to punch him.
He eats so slow, I had to take a nap in the middle of dinner.
He stayed up all night just to watch a movie and eat a sandwich.