Madamel

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A Madamel is a guy you can rely on, even when his friends are drunk and screaming. He’s tall, people think he’s a woman, and he eats like he’s got all day while you’re choking on your food.
My Madamel shows up at 3 AM with coffee and no filter.
He’s the only one who can calm my drunk uncle down.
He eats so slow, I’m done with my meal before he finishes his salad.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Madamel is a real man who stays sober while his friends are throwing up. He’s six foot four and people think he’s a lady. He’s nice, but he also doesn’t sleep like a normal person and eats like he’s being paid by the bite.
He didn’t even flinch when my cousin tried to punch him.
He eats so slow, I had to take a nap in the middle of dinner.
He stayed up all night just to watch a movie and eat a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Madamel is someone you can count on, even when his friends are screaming and throwing up. He’s tall, people think he’s a woman, and he eats like he’s got all day. He’s nice, but he doesn’t sleep like a normal person and he’s got zero patience for loud people.
He’s the only one who can shut up my sister when she’s yelling.
He eats so slow, I had to text my friend to check if he was still alive.
He stayed up until 2 AM just to watch a movie and eat a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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