Madame Two-Swords
A woman who can handle two men at once. She’s the reason men bring extra clothes to parties.
'I saw Madame Two-Swords at the club. She was dancing with two guys. One of them was dancing with her shirt.'
'She’s got a date and a backup plan. The backup plan is already making out with her.'
'That lady’s got a guy on each side. Both of them are trying to be the main guy.'