Madame Two-Swords

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A woman who can handle more than one man at once. She’s like a man-eating monster but with better hair.

'I saw Madame Two-Swords with two guys. They were all laughing like they were in a rom-com.'

'She’s got a man on each side of her. One is eating pizza. The other is eating her.'

'That lady’s got a date and a backup plan. The backup plan is hot.'

A female who’s got the stamina of a bull and the looks of a supermodel. She’s the main event at a love festival.

'Madame Two-Swords walked in. The guys dropped their phones. One of them dropped his pants.'

'She was with two guys at the bar. Both of them tried to buy her a drink. Both of them got rejected.'

'That lady’s got a date and a sidekick. The sidekick is already jealous.'

A woman who can handle two men at once. She’s the reason men bring extra clothes to parties.

'I saw Madame Two-Swords at the club. She was dancing with two guys. One of them was dancing with her shirt.'

'She’s got a date and a backup plan. The backup plan is already making out with her.'

'That lady’s got a guy on each side. Both of them are trying to be the main guy.'