Madame snatch
the most ridiculous teacher who thinks she's the king of the classroom. She yells, she drinks, and she can't even teach you how to add numbers properly.
She yelled 1-2-3 all eyes on me so loud, the principal came running.
She thinks a flamingo is a type of pizza, and she's not wrong.
She tried to drink the class to sleep, but she just fell asleep on the desk.