Madame snatch

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the most annoying teacher who thinks she's the queen of all things stupid. She teaches you how to drink like a sailor and what to do if your penis is on fire, but she can't even spell 'alcohol'.
'1-2-3 all eyes on me!' she yells, even though half the class is already asleep.
She gave me a D because I didn't know the difference between a flamingo and a fire alarm.
She tried to teach me how to drink, but I ended up teaching her how to vomit.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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the most overrated teacher who thinks she invented school. She drinks more than the kids and still yells 1-2-3 all eyes on me like it's a magical spell.
She gave me a failing grade because I didn't say '1-2-3 all eyes on me' loud enough.
She tried to drink the whole class under the table, but she just ended up crying.
She thinks 'flamingo' is a type of alcohol, and she's not wrong.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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the most ridiculous teacher who thinks she's the king of the classroom. She yells, she drinks, and she can't even teach you how to add numbers properly.
She yelled 1-2-3 all eyes on me so loud, the principal came running.
She thinks a flamingo is a type of pizza, and she's not wrong.
She tried to drink the class to sleep, but she just fell asleep on the desk.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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