Madame snatch
the most overrated teacher who thinks she invented school. She drinks more than the kids and still yells 1-2-3 all eyes on me like it's a magical spell.
She gave me a failing grade because I didn't say '1-2-3 all eyes on me' loud enough.
She tried to drink the whole class under the table, but she just ended up crying.
She thinks 'flamingo' is a type of alcohol, and she's not wrong.