Madame shoizelle
A person who is so obsessed with being dramatic that they turn every small thing into a big deal just for fun.
The door was open. That's the worst thing ever. I'm gonna write a poem about it.
I got a little bit of dirt on my shoe. I'm gonna yell at the universe and take a nap.
I didn't get my favorite snack. I'm gonna cry and text my mom for help.