Madame shoizelle

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A person who throws a fit about everything and if things don't go their way they scream like they just got hit by a truck.

Why is the coffee not hot enough? I'm gonna yell at the barista until they quit.

The sky is blue today? That's the worst thing ever. I'm giving it one star.

I didn't get the last slice of pizza? I'm gonna cry and take a nap.

Someone who is so high maintenance they think the world owes them a Nobel Prize just for breathing.

I got a B on my test. I'm gonna text my mom, my dad, my teacher, and my pet goldfish.

The ice cream didn't have enough sprinkles. I'm giving it a two-star review and I'm mad.

They didn't say goodbye properly. I'm writing a 10-page letter about it.

A person who turns every little problem into a full-blown disaster just to feel important.

The light was flickering. I'm gonna call the electric company, the fire department, and my ex.

I spilled water on my phone. I'm gonna cry, take a selfie, and post it on Instagram.

I had to wait two minutes for my turn. I'm gonna yell at the universe and throw my shoes.

Someone who acts like they're the center of the universe and throws a fit if anything goes wrong.

I got stuck in traffic. I'm gonna text my best friend, my worst enemy, and my pet parrot.

The cookies weren't perfect. I'm gonna throw a tantrum and demand a refund.

I didn't get the best seat. I'm gonna cry and walk out.

A person who thinks every little thing is the end of the world and acts like they're the only one who matters.

The sun came up. That's the worst thing ever. I'm giving it one star.

I had to wait for my turn. I'm gonna scream and throw my phone.

I didn't win the lottery. I'm gonna cry and eat a whole cake.

A person who is so obsessed with being dramatic that they turn every small thing into a big deal just for fun.

The door was open. That's the worst thing ever. I'm gonna write a poem about it.

I got a little bit of dirt on my shoe. I'm gonna yell at the universe and take a nap.

I didn't get my favorite snack. I'm gonna cry and text my mom for help.