Madame Haider
Madame Haider is so hot she could make a nun cry and a priest blush. People think she’s 16, but she’s probably 30 and still smokes cigars in the back of a limo.
"You look like my niece," he said. She laughed and told him to go home."
She got a speeding ticket for doing 80 in a 30 zone, and the cop asked if she was lost."
Her driver is Sicilian, and he’s got a temper. He once yelled at a traffic light."