Madame Haider

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Madame Haider is so hot she could make a nun cry and a priest blush. People think she’s 16, but she’s probably 30 and still smokes cigars in the back of a limo.
"You look like my niece," he said. She laughed and told him to go home."
She got a speeding ticket for doing 80 in a 30 zone, and the cop asked if she was lost."
Her driver is Sicilian, and he’s got a temper. He once yelled at a traffic light."
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Madame Haider is a legend. She’s got a Sardinian bodyguard who can take down a gang of thieves, and her Italian family has been serving her ass for seven generations.
"I’m not your mother," she said, giving the bodyguard a look."
She walked into a room and made the whole place go quiet."
Her driver once got into a fight with a delivery guy over a croissant."
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Madame Haider looks like a teenager, but she’s got the attitude of a 50-year-old man who’s been fighting for his life. People think she’s 16, but she’s probably been smoking since she was 12.
"You look like my daughter," he said. She told him to go to hell."
She got into a bar fight because someone called her old."
Her driver once drove through a toll booth like it was a battlefield."
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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