madame guillotine
Madame Guillotine was like the ultimate pizza cutter, only it cut off people’s heads. The French used it so much that even the royal family got chopped up by it.
"I’m not scared of Madame Guillotine. I’ve survived worse.", A guy who got his head chopped off.
"That’s not a head, that’s a headless chicken.", A person who saw the king get executed.
"I’d rather be stuck in traffic than get the chop from Madame Guillotine.", A person who hates rush hour.